I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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