His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
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He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
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well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I supernannyed him into submission
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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