hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
he shaved USA in his pubs
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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