It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
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I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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