My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
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I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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