Whod you bang
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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