I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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