Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
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