at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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