Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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