i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
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We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
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after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
please don't ironically join a cult
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