do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
In America we eat man semen.
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and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
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How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
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