i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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