She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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