If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
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Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
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No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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