The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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