I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I am available for nakedness
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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