I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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