She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
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And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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