Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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