ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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