Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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