please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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