smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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