Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
My day in three words: secret purse cake
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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