I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Another day, another engagement, another cat
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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