Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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