paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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