that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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