his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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