If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
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I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
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You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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