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Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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