You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
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It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
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too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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