i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
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But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
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The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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