I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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