you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
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I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Your penis caused this!
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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