a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
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He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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