i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
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i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
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I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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