Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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