I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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