found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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