I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
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she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
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Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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