I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
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He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
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You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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