They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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