at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
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she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
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Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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