At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
It's just like the Real World with babies
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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