I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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