I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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