I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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