She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Houston, we have a squirter
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Dicks are not precious.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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