No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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