Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Umm I'm too high to move.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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