My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
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we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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