You work out of a Hotel?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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