real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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